I’ve totally wasted too much of my valuable time on this stupid thing…But, I couldn’t help myself…

1.  Your real name:  Kimberly Renee Brewer                                              
2. What friends call you: Kimi, Kimmy, Lil’ Kim                                            
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: Usually just “Kim” with the occasional “Beautiful” or “Baby.”
4. What’s a name you once wished you’d rather have?: I never really wanted a different name, but when I was younger, I used to want to change the spelling of my name to Kym.                                                                      
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Bertha                         
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: Ralph
b. goose: Ginger                                                                                         
c. pirate: Long John Silver
d. a hot boy: I can have a hot boy as a pet??!!
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?:  I hate coming up with title to songs…                                                                                      
8. What would you name your kids?: Bailey and Jeremy
9. What would you name a ship you built?: Why in the world would I build a ship?
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?:  101 Reasons Why Math is the Devil.

Have you ever…
11. Thrown up in public?: Don’t think so, unless you count spitting up when I was a baby.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: Do stale chips and flat pop count??  
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn’t know about?: yep, and a few too many I knew about and didn’t care about
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: Nope
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: Nope                                      
16. Nearly drowned?: No, but I almost killed Cory once…
17. Passed out?: Nope
18. Had a crush on somebody: Far too many, but I don’t think I’ll have anymore…
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Yep…I like the rain
20. Been attacked by an animal?: Only Cody Craig                                  
21. Caught people having sex?: No, but I’ve heard my parents far too many times…ewww…(I hope mom doesn’t read this, even though I know she will…sorry, Mom)
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: Too many trips from B-town to Sullivan in the early morning hours…
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: absolutely not…how can I have a crush on a girl when I have all these hot guys around me??!!               
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: Nope
25. Made a wish that came true?: Yep…his name is Cory

Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream…and it came true, on multiple occasions. Seriously, I’ve dreamt stuff that’s actually happened. I’ll tell you the story sometime.
27. I’m only racist towards…no one.
28. I don’t even know why I’m…wasting my time doing this stupid thing.       
29. I’d give anything to have sex with…well, no one right now, but I can’t wait till my honeymoon.                                                                               
30. Nothing sucks more than having to…get up early for an 8 am class when it’s raining outside.
31. If I had six bucks I’d buy…that cute necklace from Target I’ve been wanting.                                                                                                   
32. It’s hot. I should take off my…parka.
33. It’s always more fun if you…act dorky.
34. You can’t eat steak without…A1 Sauce
35. You better shut up before I…that’s not nice…
36. I really like you and everything but…I’m not going to date you just to make Brad jealous!

What would you do if…
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your rear?: Cry and feel violated.    
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: Punch them.
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: The mere thought of this questions sends chills down my spine…                
40. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: What are you talking about?? Girls don’t fart…
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: So what, everyone gets cold sores every now and then.                                            
42. You had three wishes?: I’d make my three wishes, duh!…I think whoever made this worded it wrong…
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized? I would make math illegal, and I would turn all 21 and older clubs into 18 and over clubs, that way, I can experience the awesomeness known as Hairbanger’s Ball.
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: Wonder why the heck Britney Spears came to the CSF house and came up to my room to ask for jumper cables…then I’d probably punch her…just kidding…maybe…
45. You had a time machine?: I’d go back to the 50’s for a day…I love poodle skirts
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: Do whatever I wanted…Kim’s Show of Random Crap…

Would you rather….
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: AIDS
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: definitely fly
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record my dreams because I hate it when I know I dreamt something, but I can’t remember exactly what happened.
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: Skinny, that way I can eat whatever I want.                                                                                 
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: Forest, unless it’s the Party Box and I’m with Pat.                                                                
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy             
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Hip hop fo sho dogg. It’d be off the hizzle my dizzle.                                                         
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Feb 29th…otherwise I’d get gipped on presents…did I spell gipped right??…                                                                                                  
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Probably the sewer.                                                                                                     
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Probably a penitentiary                                                                                           
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: Definitely snow board.
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: I’d be a pirate with Robby.

What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: the cowardly lion                                                                 
60. Driver: good or bad?                                                                          
61. Yoga: “I’m just touching myself everywhere.”
62. Bakery: mmm…doughnuts…
63. Roach: eww…
64. Mushroom: Mario Brothers
65. Sprung: Spring
66. Exotic: Flowers
67. Pythagorean: I hate math…

 Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: God                                                  
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: Cory, David, and Miller
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: myself or the devil
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: Cory…on accident…maybe        
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: I don’t know anything about chess…
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Brooke, Brain, Ben                                                          
74. What’s one romantic thing somebody’s done for you? Danced with me in their room to Toad the Wet Sprocket after having a discussion that night about how much I missed high school dances because I love to dance…

What’s Your opinion?
75. “Girls are nothing but drama.”: Oh my gosh, what’s that supposed to mean?? Don’t even go there!                                                                     
76. “Only idiots watch The Simpsons.”: disagree…I have too many friends who watch The Simpsons                                                                            
77. “Kentucky is way better than Cali”: NO WAY! I’m from Cali, that’s only one of the many reasons why.                                                                   
78. “There’s nothing wrong with stealing.”: Four words…Thou Shall Not Steal
79. “Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.”: Whoever started this phrase is an idiot                                                                                      
80. “You don’t need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.”: I don’t know about you, but I don’t want anyone who hasn’t gone to college to operate on my brain…                                                                                               
81. “Music is stupid.”: absolutely not!! Music is my life!                             
82. “Your car sucks.”: I know…